Letterman's Top Ten Messages On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine

Sarah Palin's announcement that she would be resigning has given David Letterman new life. On Tuesday he unveiled the Top Ten Messages On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine:

10) "Hi, It's George W. Bush. Why didn't anyone tell me resigning was an option?"

9) "It's John McCain -- why did I call?"

8) "Mark Sanford here. Ever been to Argentina?"

7) "I'm calling from Geico to see if you want to renew your dogsled insurance"

6) "It's Letterman -- we still cool?"

5) "McCain again. Still no idea why I called"

4) "Hi, it's the dry cleaner. Having trouble getting caribou blood out of your Prada jacket"

3) "Hi, it's Sarah...oops...dialed my own number"

2) "Schwarzenegger here. If you want a job, California could use a new governor"

1)"Hey, it's McCain. Who would've thought you'd retire before I did?"

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