First-Timer Advertises on Craigslist for Kissing Lessons

All right, it's bad enough this 20-year-old has never kissed anyone, but advertising for a kissing teacher on Craigslist? I'd be interesting in knowing if he gets any takers, personally.

Advertising in the strictly platonic section (eh?), this Georgia Tech student says:

I have been going out with a girl online for the last 5 years and she's finally coming down to see me on the 11th. She tells me it's a big turn-off if a guy doesn't know how to kiss, and she even dumped her last boyfriend because of this. I want to make a good first impression, but I've never kissed before! Please, I need a girl to practice kissing with, nothing else!! Just kissing lesson - nothing more nothing less!

The 11th? iPhone 3G day! Shoot, why not spend your time at the Apple Store?

Anyway, good luck to this guy, and hopefully his teacher is decent-looking and will teach him more than just a peck on the lips.