Man Orders Drive-Thru Coffee in the Buff

A Marborough, Massachusetts man is in jail after driving through a Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru in the nude - and that ain't all.

Steven M. Gerrior, 25, was arrested Sunday after not just ordering coffee while nude, but fondling himself as well. He pulled up to the window around 6:30 PM, and two female employees saw him touching himself while he was waiting.

One of them became too upset to continue his order, but fortunately they managed to get his license plate number, and he was arrested later that night. What's worse: he works for the Massachusetts State Department of Corrections, though a spokesperson declined to indicate in what capacity.

No, this isn't an April Fool's Day Joke.