Missing Pastor Found - Inside Strip Club
Here's a place I wouldn't have thought to look, because typically they don't have children stripping in strip clubs. Yeah, yeah, I know that's hitting below the church belt.
A Lyndonville, New York pastor, who had been missing since Wednesday afternoon, was found early Friday morning in a strip club - in Ohio. The Rev. Craig Rhodenizer, 46, is pastor of the St. John's Lutheran Church in Lyndonville.
Originally it was thought Rhodenizer might have been kidnapped, and the FBI was even brought in on the case.
"When they had contact with him, he appeared to be very distraught and very emotional," Lewiston Sgt. Frank Previte said. "He told the officers that he did not know how he got there or where he was."
Now that's all interesting, because the dancers at the strip club sure remembered him, saying he had been there for several hours, drinking.
4 comments:
Yeah, that excuse doesn't work with girlfriends either.
Dumped on the doorstep by aliens and then befriended by the strippers, probably wouldn't have worked either, but it would have been more original and a Godsend for bloggers.
HAHA! What was his excuse for being in Ohio? I really would like to hear his whole side of the story.
Many missing strippers have been located in churches and other religious institutions.
Maybe the pastor thought...
...or he could have been on an undercover religious mission similar to the rumors of undercover cops smoking pot?
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