First of all, how do you have sex with a bicycle?Robert Stewart was at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October of last year, when two housekeepers entered his room, to find him, er, engaged with the bicycle.
They had knocked several times, but had not received an answer so, thinking the room empty, they used the master key to enter.
Deputy fiscal Gail Davidson said, “They then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”
Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ list but his sentence was deferred until next month.
My questions are: was the bicycle of legal age? Did it consent? And did anyone get this on video?
16 comments:
Better gas-millage, enviromentaly friendly?!
WOW!!! that's crazy
hey at least he had his fun while it lasted right.
IDIOT
did anyone catch a video of this?
DAMN YOU CAN GET IT ON WITH ANYTHING THESE DAYS...WHAT HAPPEN TO HUMANS? HAHAHA WHAT A DICK - PEOPLE NEED MORE HOBBIES
did the bicycle press charges.? was it a male or female bike?
Was it the town bike?
nyuk nyuk nyuk
this takes riding a bike to a HOLE new level.. :P
Dude! I think I saw that video, Bike Fetish Smuthered in Manaise 2007.
He was in love with his bike. Whats the problem :)
Who cares...He was in a Hotel Room that he apparently paid for, right?
ummm he fit into to shaft of a bicycle? Poor guy. I think he has worse things to worry about then being caught with a bike!
What about the guys that go to the emergency room with their penis caught inside a bottle. Are they sex offenders? If the guy was in a room that he paid for and they walked in on a room he paid for, as long as the bike belonged to him. What's the problem. So he's a little nuts but I don't see a heart beating in a bike (Metal). Weird.
Too many Tennent Super's!!!!!Picked His Mind!
It's weird, but if he wants to pleasure himself with a bike, so what? Why is that a crime? He paid for the hotel room. If the maids had walked in on a woman pleasuring herself with a dildo they would've just apologized and left the room, not called the police.
This is serious. This guy didn't harm anybody and he's put on the sex offender list. The sex offender list was supposed to be for rapists and pedophiles, not people who have a weird choice of toys. Wake up people the law needs to be changed.
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